if you like chat noir you’re a furry sorry i don’t make the rules
I know that “lol childhood ruined XD” shit is old, but hatewatching Detroit: Become Human LP’s have made me feel intrigued at the fact that Mr Krabs’ voice actor has said “stop busting my fucking balls” and “you fucking cocksucker” and I didn’t even watch Spongebob as a kid.
to be human: [ch. 3: intoxication and infatuation]
playlist - ch. 1 \ ch. 2 \ ch. 4 \ ch. 5
[ being a DCPD detective, your job was relatively normal - that is until androids came along, more specifically, RK800 ]
pairing ⟶ connor x reader
fandom ⟶ detroit: become human
warnings/a.n. ⟶ [no warnings] ; to be honest this is just some good old fluffy filler with your favorite detective trio, and to be even more honest i wrote the last part of this chapter while i was high so who knows, maybe thc improves my writing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
w.c. ⟶ 2.2k
tags ⟶ @dragoste-lunes - @swagfeatpayne - @erinacg - @thequirkyn3rd - @the-witch-in-silence - @odd-otter - @randomgrove254 - @johnmulaneyslut - @fanworrior - @sophster1881 - @wowowokapowie - @glyxiebear - @snooper1 - @nefelislytherinpride
“Connor, I’ve been waiting to speak with you,”
The android recognized the voice to be none other than Amanda, both her and the surrounding garden beginning to generate through his mind. “Hello, Amanda,” he greeted. She faced away from him, snipping away decaying roses from the garden’s lattice panel, “What process has been made on the deviancy cases?”
“We’ve begun to understand the concept of a majority of the deviants. Most cases tend to follow the same pattern of abuse and shock from humans, leading the androids to become corrupt,”
Amanda nodded, a moment passing before she turned to face Connor. “And what about you?”
lance: - and i was devastated! i salted the earth with my tears and a beautiful rose grew there..
allura, raising an eyebrow: really?
lance: it’s a metaphor.
lance: but yes really.
“smooth, connor”: [requested]
[ “vines prompt!! 26, with connor trying extremely hard to flirt (he’s already deviant) and ending up being adorable, so he keeps trying to convey his feelings in a more cool than cute way?” @glyxiebear ]
pairing ⟶ connor x reader
fandom ⟶ detroit: become human
warnings/a.n. ⟶ [no warnings] ; so as promised, here’s a request for a vine prompt. #26 was the ‘burnt chicken nugget’ vine so i just went out on a limb and assumed you meant #27 lmao
w.c. ⟶ 1.4k
#27: “My name is _____. But you can call me,” *slips of sunglasses* “ANYTIME.”
“Lieutenant, you’d consider me moderately close, wouldn’t you?”
The older man looked up from his monitor, indifferent as he made eye contact with the android, “Possibly,”
“May I ask you a personal question then?”
He sighed, “Shoot, I’m all ears,” his voice was monotone as he went to take a sip of his coffee.
“How would you say is the best method to catch a woman’s attention?”